Logging out dont grief my base

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

as per my last straw,

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

That feeling when you finally get a really good original fiction idea and you're like you know what yeah I can do this