What a logger!

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

Once you exit the womb, you can use the left stick to walk around and explore your surroundings. You can press A to jump, allowing you to access higher places. Try jumping onto the doctor's cabinets

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

bells. i meant bells

don’t do this to me

I was not prepared

You know I read the "I was not prepared" and just still could not have possible guessed that follow up.

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

Happy Pride

finding out that 'da vinci' isnt even leonardo da vincis real last name and that it just means 'from vinci' was so shocking to me. its like saying sans undertale

My beautiful daughters Ansa (Trap), Paula (Tripwire) and Miina (Mine).

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

If you kill something it had better be dead