"control your whoremoans, slut"

you and 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 were trying to wait patiently. with direct orders on "not to have too much fun" while the captain stepped out for a moment, both of you were trying to keep it to just teasing and light touching. but 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 always had a hard time holding back when temptation itself was both standing right in front of him and whining for his attention.

your hands were cradling his face, forehead pressed against his as your breaths mingled between passionate kisses. his hands were on your hips and waist, greedily massaging and groping whatever flesh he could grab.

he bent his head down to take one of your nipples into his mouth, flicking the bud with his tongue. your head fell back as a desperate whine of pleasure left you, hips grinding against him of their own accord.

𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭'𝐬 grip tightened on you with that, trying to keep you still. he could feel your bare cunt dripping onto the front of his drawers, seeping through the cloth. it was the only article clothing still on between the two of you, a fact that wouldn't anger 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬, but would still be used against them. spirits, you were always so quick to take your clothes off. and he was always so quick to give in to your desires.

your hands reached down to tug at the offending piece, wanting to grind onto him, not this piece of clothing. he lightly grazed your nipple with his teeth, making you moan and wince a little. he shouldn't. he really shouldn't. the drawers came off anyway.

you knew the rule; 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 knew the rule; but the two of you were getting so lost in the haze of pleasure, hanging on by mere threads. where was he? why was he taking so long? his eyes rolled to the back of his head and a long, strangled moan ripped from his throat as your wet cunt dragged along his length.

the hell was taking him s'long? spirits, he needed to get inside you now.

he'd never know. 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 would never know if just the tip slipped in for a moment. it barely counted as fucking, right? you'd complain about how he wasn't fucking you if he gave you just his head, so 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 wouldn't have to worry about your poor lying skills, right?

you let out a stuttered gasp as the tip briefly caught against your clit, a visible jolt of pleasure shooting through you. you looked down at 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 again, hands coming back up to cradle his face and thumb his cheeks. you were looking at him with desperation, eyes begging for him to give you more.

with a low growl, 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 gripped his pulsing cock firmly and pushed your hips back a bit. and slowly, he dragged the head of his cock through the slick of your wet folds and let it lightly rub against your clit at the top. again, and again, and again he did it until you damn near lost your mind.

and 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 still wasn't fucking here.

your head fell forward, mouthing the side of his neck a little to try and ground yourself as your breathing got heavier and heavier. he wouldn't know. 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 let the tip of his cock slip into your tight cunt before quickly retreating. his mouth latched onto your neck too, traveling down to your collarbone to leave marks there. his tip pushed its way in once more, getting soaked in your slick before dragging it through your folds and up towards your clit again.

𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 pushed in again, and 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 entered the room.

the second time was not an accident.

a plan had gone a little wrong, and 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 bore the brunt of the blame. his instinctive decision to take on two moblins by himself with everyone else being otherwise occupied hadn't gone over very well when he nearly struck wild who had unexpectedly joined him in an attempt to lend him a hand.

everyone knew that the both of them were at fault. 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 should have noticed him before that close call, and wild also should have made some sort of signal of arrival. it didn't stop 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 from getting mad though.

but the captain's reaction was a little over the top, and frankly, the rancher was getting very annoyed with how the captain was treating them because of it.

and 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 had an awful idea to get back at him for it, one that involved you and him retiring from dinner a little early.

you had tilted your head curiously, still a little concerned with the events earlier today, but followed him anyways. 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 had not taken his eyes off your retreating figures, jaw subtly clenching. if he wasn't actively trying to control his reactions around the others, his teeth might've been grinding against each other too.

he knew 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 was trying to get back at him, and was now dragging you into the mess too. a part of him wanted to follow the two of you now and punish the rancher as he saw fit. another part of him wanted to see just how far the other man was trying to push it tonight.

being in his era, 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 expected you both to retreat into his personal quarters within hyrule castle.

he did not expect to find your chest and stomach pressed into his bed, hands tied behind your back, with 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ruthlessly fucking into you from behind, his body covering you entirely and leaving no room to escape.

and the bastard had made sure that the both of you were facing the door, just so 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 could see both his furious gaze and your wrecked form when he came in.

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i feel like time is also pretty gentle for the most part. so he's going to ease you down his cock all the way, making sure that you're fine. and then he's going to hold you down there for a bit as he takes in the feeling of your warm, tight mouth and throat constricting around him a bit.

you can't make too much noise with this, and time can keep quiet when he needs to be. so if he's really feeling the need to touch you or just stick his cock down your throat, the two of you don't have much problem sneaking around. the only time you think anyone had suspected you two was when wild gave you a cup of soothing tea the next morning.

time loves it when you get your hands involved too though. whether it's fondling his balls or pumping him when your mouth needs a break, he loves the feeling of your fingers wrapped around him.

he wrecks everyone one. no question. smash, next?

we love our condescending king. he's always talking down to you. there is no praise without a teensy bit of degradation. and even if he doesn't say anything mean, 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 has this smirk and look in his eyes that says everything. when he makes you do something really dirty and it's condescending to be getting praised for it. you feel ashamed about it to an extent, but the praise just feels so good coming from him. "look at you. what a good girl" "mhm, just like that" "you're doing so well. that's it"

everything he does is for his own pleasure, and his greatest pleasure is playing around with yours. getting overstimulated as a consequence of your reward is something that has happened multiple times. he is the type to take your requests and run with it. you want to cum? didn't specify how many times. you want to be on top? sure, but your hands are tied now. and then it goes on again until he's satisfied with how you are

* gonna circle back to this one hehe

for some reason i don't see 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 being that into throat-fucking, but definitely long, drawn out blowjobs. it's probably because of that, he likes drawing things out. but! he does like making you gag and cry on it by making you go all the way down and holding you there. or he harshly thrusts into your mouth randomly, forcing you to gag a bit. gods, there's just something to how your throat constricts and the tears come out

and because i can't help but introduce twilight all the time bc i love this specific threesome dynamic

𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 might not be into throat-fucking, but 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 is. he doesn't entirely like making you choke and gag on his dick. but 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 will make him do it anyways because he knows underneath all that need-to-do-good and don't-want-to-hurt-her attitude, is a beast that really just wants to be let out. 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 thinks that the other man might be more insatiable than him deep down, and really wants to find out

reunion sex ramble ✨

lore drop that i was planning for something eventually, but idk when i'll get to it tbh:

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 was NOT a mean dom when they first started having sex LMAO. he dommed a lot, and reader was kind of a pillow princess. but it was actually reader who convinced him to spice it up and get a little freakier, because oh boy did she want it.

and so slowly and surely, he started being rougher, then a little more mean, and then actually eased up on the roughness because he kinda liked how he didn't even need to do that to get almost the same results out of you; it was a bit of an ego boost. but he does go pretty rough on occasion when he feels like it

but this is to say that he was almost a softie at the start, and outside of the bed he's still soft and nice with the occasional sprinkle of asshole tease. so when the two of you are reuniting after a long time apart, it's not as rough as you'd think it'd be because my man's has also spent a long time away from his girl :( it might be a little slow, might be a little teasing, might be a little mean, but not as mean as he usually is

BUT!! hehehe. there's an exception to be made during the between reuniting and actually getting to the bed.

scenario 1: are you being a fucking tease? are you trying to rile him up? he knows you missed him too, but you're only sitting on his lap to subtly grind into him, aren't you? that's when you get it

can't you wait? you impatient little slut. and just as you said, misty. reader is really in the danger zone now.

scenario 2: basically the same as before, but now we've got the rancher involved. 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 has only a few actual rules (that he sometimes tries to get you two to break). and one of them (continuing from my first one-shot of these 3) is that 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 is not allowed to fuck you unless he's also there

this rule has been broken only three times so far, and one of them was during this separation. you and 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 might have been split, but you did have 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 to keep you company. and the two of you were just alone, no others to interfere, and getting a little handsy. it's not that hard to pleasure each other without fucking, but what was the harm? well, the harm is that you're shit at lying to 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬

he loves how you're so full in his hands and he can just squeeze whatever he wants to. and there's also more to grab which makes his job a lot easier hehe. he's strong; he will manhandle you (if you're into that). looooves pawing and grabbing at you during sex. you're. just. so. full. and. soft. 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 is practically worshipping your body

loves feeling your thighs around his head and does not care if you suffocate him. 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬 isn't into face-sitting though. nothing to do with the size of his woman, but more that it makes him feel vulnerable and not as in control as he'd like in general. more on that in a separate post maybe

𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 is dominant, mean, kind of an asshole, but a little nice in just the right ways. the reader that matches his freak just right is submissive, a bit of a tease, sometimes clingy, lowkey teensy bit of a masochist, loves to please him, and willingly submits to his treatments (and sometimes pushes him a lil hehe. more on that in a later post). he loves making you helpless to his will, and you love being helpless to his will

he can read you like an open book, and always checks to make sure that you feel safe with what's going on. and i say 'safe' instead of uncomfortable, because he does want to make you feel uncomfortable sometimes (just physically, like in positions and such). but he will never make you feel unsafe or like you can't say "no" to him. he will stop in an instant if your tears are for the wrong reasons

OK PUNISHMENT TIME i'm essentially continuing this post on reader attempting to take control while riding him. there are some references to my other meandom!wars posts

being submissive by nature, it's not common for you to try and take control. in fact, one of the reasons the dynamic is so enjoyable is because you are surrendering control and decision-making to him; he will do some of the things you want, sure. but it is given how he wants it to be (if at all).

so if this is happening, it's because 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 has made you desperate enough with need and lust that you just need to do it. you need to take control or otherwise nothing's happening, and the thought of nothing happening is driving you mad.

honestly, 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 takes it as a compliment. it's a testament to his skills, to how he's able to make you fall apart with his hands (and dick). but compliment or not, he's not alright with you taking control. he's chuckling to himself in disbelief, wondering if you're actually stupid enough right now to think that you could do something like that without consequence.

this was supposed to be a nice fuck, you riding him while he gets to relax and enjoy the view. and well, you hadn't been doing great on getting much pleasure yourself with how he hadn't allowed you to hold onto anything for leverage. but this wasn't about you. it wasn't supposed to be, at least.

𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 loves the challenge, truly. but it's only if he 'wins' said challenge. it reinforces that idea of you being helpless to his ministrations. and he knows you like it too, so why are you trying to fight him? if there has ever been a situation you considered a 'win,' then he has made you pay for it ten times over.

and 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 is also a firm believer that punishments are not meant to be enjoyed. whatever he decides to do, you might find it enjoyable at first, but it won't be for very long.

you want to feel more? this isn't enough for you? 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 is either going to give you a lot more, or nothing at all. option a/b — overstimulate you to hell and back through either consecutive orgasms or a million and one edges. or option c — give you nothing for the rest of the night. either way, more punishment tends to follow if he thought you deserved it.

today, he's decided to go with option c.

you're pinned beneath him now, and he's giving himself a courteous few moments to come down from the harsh edge you had unintentionally brought him.

"stop clenching," he hisses.

your walls are fluttering around him dangerously, and warriors doesn't care if it's intentional or not. you give a whimper in response, locking your legs around his waist and trying to thrust your hips up into him.

he pulls out of you immediately and squeezes his base harshly in an attempt to make his orgasm go away. he doesn't want to finish before he making you pay. technically speaking, he could go another round if he wanted to. but warriors enjoys edging himself, for a few reasons.

one, it makes his orgasms more intense. two, you like it when he cums hard (it gives you a sense of pride, knowing you did that to him). and three, because you like it so much, he sometimes has fun denying you the privilege of making him cum.

you quiver beneath him, eyes clenched shut and almost crying from frustration. for what's felt like the past hour, he has made you ride him. your thighs burn and your clit throbs from when he had played with it so you'd tighten around him nicely.

warriors breathes harshly through his nose for a bit before glaring down at you. you know he's glaring at you, and it's part of the reason your eyes are clenched so tightly. that had been too close for his liking.

"did you like that, sweetheart?" he chuckles condescendingly. "was your little stunt worth it? worth whatever you think is gonna happen now?" warriors grips your jaw harshly when you don't answer or open your eyes. "look. at. me."

shakily, they open. his gaze is furious, looking down at you sinisterly. he gets off the bed and yanks you up with him, gripping your arms to keep you stable as you stumble a bit. the moment you've got your footing, he lets go.

you stand bare before him, not looking away from his face despite how much you want to look elsewhere. you know he'd punish you for that too.

"answer me."

"i liked it," you whisper. your voice is small and shaky. there's no point in lying when he sees straight through you. "it wasn't worth it."

"get on your knees."

you obey silently, kneeling on the fallen bed sheet, and your pussy begins to pulse again. you make no fuss when he turns you to face the bed. and just to be mean, he yanks the bed sheet out from beneath your knees, leaving you to kneel on the hard wooden floor.

it doesn't take much thinking to guess what will follow; he's had you like this before. you spread your knees and clasp your hands behind your back without being prompted.

warriors sits on the bed in front of you, eyes still narrowed, but face otherwise stoic. his cock stands stiff and bright red in front of you, tip leaking drops of precum. you want to lick them, but you don't dare to move without direction now.

there's no getting out of the deep shit you've gotten yourself into. he's going to find a way to make your situation worse. if you move, he will undoubtedly punish you for it; if you don't, he might be annoyed at you for not doing anything. 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 enjoys being unfair in this way—creating situations where you just can't win

"look who's being good," he muses, reaching out to stroke your face.

you want to lean into his touch. but still, you refrain from moving. the thumb that caresses your cheek lightly runs over your bottom lip before bullying it's way into your mouth and pressing against your tongue. you close your lips around it instinctively, lightly sucking.

"did i tell you to suck?" he snaps. "do you want this to be over? if that's the case, we'll stop right now, i will finish myself off and leave you like this."

you whimper around his thumb, eyes clenching in frustration. closing around his finger had been correct. sucking had not been. if you open your mouth now to answer, you get in trouble. if you don't answer, you get in trouble. you take a breath and shake your head slightly, eyes opening to look at him apologetically.

warriors huffs a small laugh, amused in your choice of response. "you're going to suck me off until i'm satisfied. feel free to try something funny, since you're in such a mood for it."

that is how you spend nearly the next half hour, with his hand in your hair and guiding you how he wants. warriors moves you up and down as he liked, he commands you to use your tongue when he feels like it, and he makes you stop and do nothing but keep his cock warm when he gets close.

your knees are aching, your pussy is dripping onto the floor, and you so badly want to give yourself a bit of relief. it wouldn't be hard with your hands already behind your back. just a small stretch and you're there.

but he'd notice the movement or any reactions in an instant. it wouldn't be worth it. you won't be getting anything good tonight; there's no need to add extra punishment on top of that.

"that's enough," warriors sighs contentedly, pulling you off slowly. your mouth makes a 'pop!' as you let go, giving his tip one last kitten lick. he grips his cock firmly and begins stroking it fast and hard; you won't be granted the privilege of finishing him off. he edges himself two more times before looking down at you again. "open your mouth."

you obey, sticking your tongue out for good measure. a small 'fuck' leaves him at your face, and then you're closing your eyes as he shoots ropes of cum across your face and mouth. a part of him really wants to cum on your hair, an inconvenient cherry on top for you. but it's proven to be a nuisance that tends to just turn you off, and that's the last thing he wants for you right now.

warriors grins at the sight of you, kneeling and covered in his cum. he reaches for your face again, smearing it across your cheeks and tongue.

"wish rancher was here for this. he loves seeing you all marked up." you hear him get up and leave, grabbing something from his bag. "i'm sure the smell would drive him crazy."

when he returns, you feel a damp cloth on your eyelids, softly wiping away the cum around there. you open your eyes and blink a few times. your tongue is still hanging out, and a mixture of his cum and saliva drips onto the floor.

"you're making a mess," he comments, a smirk playing on his lips. another droplet is about to fall, and your body is quivering with how turned on you are. he leans forward with his elbows on his knees, reaching out to twist and pinch your nipples. a pathetic whine leaves you at the sharp zing! of pleasure, and your face screws up. "swallow what you have."

you obey again. he begins to push the remaining cum on your face into your mouth, and you swallow that too. he smiles when you're done, using the washcloth to wipe off the remaining residue on your face and the mess on the floor. warriors plants a light kiss to your lips.

"good job," he coos softly, and you hum at the praise.

he helps you stand and moves you to the bed, wiping away any other sign of mess except for what is between your legs. he wants to leave you feeling the unbearable wetness at the crevice of your thighs for the rest of the night.

the two of you snuggle into each other for warmth, your face burying itself into his chest as you start coming back down to earth, slowly leaving that head space you tend to enter with him.

but you're quickly snapped back when his hand shift to graze your clit. you jump at the sensation. a few seconds pass, and then a finger slowly glides through your folds, the tip catching on your clit again. you can't help the twitch that happens..

"you're not going to cum, sweetheart. i'm just going to play for a bit," he whispers. "i'm going to keep you nice and wet, yeah? but nothing more than this is going to happen."

"liink," you whine.

your hips almost buck at the next slow glide, trying to grind down into his hand, and you barely stop yourself. this is going to be hell, but it's impossible to deny how much you like it. you hike a leg up to grant him better access to your pussy.

"i don't want to hear any complaints." he lightly flicks your clit. another jolt. "maybe if rancher walks in, we'll do something. would you like that?"

"yes," you gasp, beginning to shake like a leaf in the wind once more.

"but i wouldn't let him make you cum, of course. i'll have him use you and leave you on the edge again." another whine leaves you at the thought, both aroused and frustrated. "but he wouldn't like that with how soft he is. next thing i know, you two aren't listening just like last time."

the last time the three of you were together had been... frustrating. twilight is good and gentle and always tries to make you cum twice. while between your thighs, feasting on your pussy and at the brink of pushing you over the edge, warriors had cruelly ordered you not to cum with a stupid grin on his face.

those sort of commands anger and frustrate twilight to no end; it's unfair and sets you up for inevitable failure, even when they're directed towards the rancher. but he also understands that both you and the captain seem to get a kick out of it. it was through those moments that warriors learned that the rancher only ever obeys for your sake. 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 loves to make use of that fact.

but in that moment, twilight couldn't hear what he had said, the sounds muffled by your thighs around his head. he had growled when you tried pushing him off and held your hips down firmly, forcing you to cum on his tongue with a scream.

in all fairness, twilight hadn't disobeyed; he just hadn't heard the captain's order. you can't listen to someone if you can't hear them. but 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦!𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 does not care about fairness and is actively going out of his way to be unfair. both you and twilight were punished that night.

you're brought back to the present by the sound of the doorknob twisting. warriors instinctively rolls the two of you over so you're underneath him and covered with his body. his eyes narrow, but light up when twilight steps in. the rancher freezes, not having expected to see... this.

"speak of the devil and he shall appear." warriors sits up and pulls you onto his lap, spreading your legs wide for twilight's viewing pleasure. the rancher zeroes in on your dripping pussy, mouth running dry. "care to join us?"

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this was so much longer than planned, but you know what? who's complaining? who? WHO? no one. now, do i stick this in my meandom!wars collection, or my meandom!wars x reader x twilight collection?