penny : )

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.

wdym you can hear it?

Basically, it’s a form of synesthesia, movement-hearing. In this case, you expect to hear a thud, so you do. It’s estimated that 20% of people experience this type of synesthesia, as opposed to 2-4% for other kinds.

YO what the FUXK

The longer you watch it the more you get convinced that you can hear a  distant thud and the air displace.

I heard the thud. I closed my eyes and the thud stopped. I opened my eyes and I heard the thud. My goodness but human brains are a mess.

This was easily the first ever viral post on Tumblr back in 2011/12. Perhaps even before the great “what your leg feels like after falling asleep” followed by a picture of a static teevee channel.

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.

I've been like bouncing off the fucking walls all day and couldn't figure out why I was so jittery and then I found out that the lemonade I got at panera has 260mg of caffeine. For context the coffee I drink sometimes to stay awake has about 65-90mg. Why does lemonade have this much caffeine. Whats your fuckint problem

I want a soulsborne messaging system irl. I saw a straw under the grates of the soda machine and I wanted so bad to leave a little sign that said “free him” with an arrow pointing to it. I want to stop in the middle of a crosswalk to read a message that says “try tongue but hole” and then get hit by a car. I want to see a “Liar ahead” sign in front of some guy’s house. I want to see fifty “merchant ahead” signs in front of every single store. I think it’d be funny.

being on tumblr for the goncharov incident has made me realize how those ancient stories and myths got made up. some fucker went “yeah that lightning bolt? his name is zeus” and everyone just ran with it

Where is his nose hE CAN'T BREATHE WHERE IS HIS NOSE!!!!