please don't bolt the bird

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

We are actually all living under a Rock. Its a very nice Rock maybe you've Heard of her? Her Name is moon.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

idc if I we kissed 174543638 times i WANT ANOTHER KISS

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

at least the colour green exists

still thinking about the time my bf asked about favourite dinosaurs and my brother said quetzalcoatlus (pterosaur (not a dinosaur)) and my bf said dimetrodon ((synapsid (stem mammal) (went extinct 50 million years before dinosaurs evolved)) and i said crows (bird (dinosaur)) and yet i was judged to be the incorrect one in this scenario