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Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨

ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack

"<3" is so versatile she's like a girlfriend to me

babygirl I can feel guilty in ways you can't even imagine

Too Online For Regular Friendships IRL, But Not Online Enough For Discord Friend Groups

police asking witnesses to make a picrew of the suspect

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.