it's friday once again every day for me

if a slimegirl was really mad at you I think she'd go on a several-minute-long rant about how you screwed up, then drink a bunch of water and ask if she's made herself clear

because. because she's diluted now

The gnomes were at play in the dirt when their enemy, the hawk, flew above them. TO BE CONTINUED

going to the List of Wars page on wikipedia and scrolling through hundreds of entries like "in 1819 three mice had war over a soybean" and the moderators are unwilling to delete it

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

thinking about doing "second post with screenshot of tags" type bits but the tags aren't from a real user. forgery. talking to myself. this would amuse me.

you know I never thought about it but "tch..." is definitely a form of pouting

tch is hmph for girls who devote 25% or more of their brain's processing power to figuring out how best to look like they don't care.

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

The Lutherans should have been cave mystics. Their focus on the supremacy of the word and individualist soteriology would be perfect for caves. The Lutherans should have taken their Bibles and their printing presses and sealed themselves within the earth with several tons of canned peaches. They would've learned to eat olms and drink from underground springs and read their Bibles with their newly evolved huge eyes. I want them pious and salamandrine.

YES: the Cave Lutherans would eat each other. But there would be rules. It would obviously be an important social ritual, though not necessarily a religious one.