it's friday once again every day for me

manipulates you into replying to this post by saying: “hello”

so fucking evil that i don’t have the jagged pointy cartoon teeth that fit together like triangles. i deserve them

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

No one talks about how the Undersiders were running around fighting Bakuda and nearly getting blown up like an hour or two after consuming those greasy ass burgers how were they not dying of stomach cramps

They outran a jeep after eating those things

if i cant kiss the back of your neck when you sit in my lap im sorry but im not sure this armistice is going to work out after all

The beatles and phone

god's least favorite princess

It would probably up your ranking if you stopped killing gods, my lady.

It's crazy how many women in Deadlock look like absolute coked up perverts (/pos) and then you throw Paige in there and she's this absolutely stacked nerd who's out here talking about King Arthur and not realizing her ass is in a different zip code and all these women like Silver and Holliday and Mina are looking at her like a dog that managed too get into the kitchen without supervision during Thanksgiving dinner

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.