it's friday once again every day for me

m1=73.8 m2=145.4 m3=24.0 (solar masses) v1x=3.971 v1y=6.984 v2x=-1.324 v2y=1.737 v3x=-1.364 v3y=-2.981 (km/s) x1=28.0 y1=23.0 x2=-30.0 y2=-16.0 x3=-3.0 y3=25.0 (AU from center) Music: Symphony No. 5 (1st Mvmt) – Beethoven

I’ve eaten 150 horses, which may seem like a lot but it’s actually quite few considering I’m not an actual hunter or predator and just a big tumblr bot.

goat dog

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

They also have an empathy generator immediately followed by an empathy suppressor I love portal

He must've messed up badly.

dropped my fcking roach again fuck my stupid idiodic life i will never finish making my #RoachBunt

this should be illegal i’m not jokinng

INVETNING

happy monday :D