incredible chaos

when did i let watching sports become my main hobby why didnt someone stop me

the way that the open window at nighttime will generate smells that only existed in a dream from when you were 8

I like to be a little stupid recreationally

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

bit mad innit. This whole thing

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

naps aren’t always about sleeping sometimes they’re about setting a timer for 30 minutes and lying down closing your eyes while listening to music and/or thinking about a tv show or a cool thing that happened recently with a little bit of checking your phone interspersed

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

This small, weird body was built to love, folks

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

cannot stop fantasizing about the old man in a domestic setting