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"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

southern madagascar

imagine a lawyer sneezing. like you're all sitting at that long table doing a settlement agreement and your counsel next to you is all "the clause clearly stipulates- ah… ah… aCHOOO!!!" and maybe a bit gets in a water jug so that needs to get changed out and everyone else is feeling a little grossed out like would you have to sacrifice a couple thousand for that or what?

Unpeeled human is so good nglomfg

This. Right here.

I know this has been said so many times in so many words but it is never any less infuriating that we never seem to have basic social services money but we always have fucking war crime money

fucking evergreen post I guess