dog-eared nightmares

a fantastic delusion

The Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagement (2004) Dir. Garry Marshall

Normally, when I send you a crying Olsen twin, I hear right back.

Roswell, New Mexico S02E11 “Linger” ► Are we stress eating?

diego & lila in 2.04 the majestic 12

Diego Hargreeves + his stutter

David Castañeda & Ritu Arya in The Umbrella Academy season 2 (2020)

“Imagine Batman, then aim lower.”

[ sing ]  -  your muse catches mine performing their favourite song with a hairbrush as a microphone.  [ dance ]  -  your muse catches mine dancing like no one is watching.  [ splash ]  -  your muse walks in on mine in the shower / bath.  [ bump ]  -  your muse watches mine walk into an inanimate object and apologise.  [ crash ]  -  your muse catches mine falling flat on their ass.  [ rescue ]  -  your muse pretends to be my boyfriend / girlfriend / sibling / parent / etc. to save mine from a stranger at the bar.  [ wrong number ]  -  my muse to send your muse a text meant for someone else.  [ dial ]  -  my muse accidentally calls your muse and immediately confesses something they shouldn’t before realising.  [ dare ]  -  my muse has to complete a dare someone else has given them on your muse.  [ grope ]  -  my muse squeezes your muses ass from behind because they think you’re someone else.  [ sleep ]  -  my muse says something in their sleep and your muse overhears.  [ help ]  -  your muse walks in on my muse stuck in an item of clothing and unable to escape without help.  [ wrong crowd ]  -  my muse is waiting for their lover in their sexiest underwear, but your muse walks in on them instead.  [ catch ]  -  your muse throws something for my muse to catch without warning.  [ overhear ]  -  my muse accidentally overhears a conversation your muse is having with someone else. my muse tries to leave without being noticed, but fails.  [ locked ]  -  your muse finds my muse trapped in a bathroom / closet / a room they shouldn’t be / etc.  [ stuck ]  -  your muse catches my muse stuck  in a strange position. examples: in a tree, in the fridge, under the bed, etc. go wild.  [ insult ]  -  my muse has just insulted someone, not realising that someone is a close friend/person of your muse.  [ trip ]  -  my muse trips and drags your muse down with them.  [ borrow ]  -  your muse has caught my muse borrowing something without asking.  [ accuse ]  -  my muse accuses your muse of a crime they haven’t actually committed.  [ naughty ]  -  your muse walks in on my muse having an intimate moment alone.  [ double naughty ]  -  your muse walks in on my muse having an intimate moment with someone else.  [ cheese ]  -  your muse catches my muse trying to photobomb their photo.  [ shop ]  -  my muse is talking about how ugly an item is, not realising your muse owns the same item.