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@todaysbird

The Greature (Owl)

Love the internet love randomly watching some stranger open geodes for three hours straight ohh ahh geodes what’s it going to look like on the inside oops it’s midnight now

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

me when my depressive episode is suddenly over

Me trying to get the last bit of whipped cream out of the can.

This is a kiwi! They call primarily to stay in touch with their mates or guard their territory, but I’m not sure why they chose to sound like a velociraptor that smokes a pack a day.

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

wait can someone explain what this means to me I really want to know

if i am candid about how i feel i will die like john f kennedy

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing