Astral Omega Art Time

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

My hedonist faggot ass was not made for a 40 hour workweek

one good thing about the state of australian homes in winter is i never have to worry about underestimating how cold it’s going to be when i get dressed because the coldest place on earth is always my fucking house

One interesting element of being a part of a conversation consisting of multiple ADHD people is the backtracking. At some point you realise you're all talking about granny oil wrestling or trying to remember what lobster blood is made of, and you all just go "wait, how the fuck did we get here?" and then you all start retracing your steps to figure out what you had been talking about before, and how it led to this one, until you get back to how you jumped from normal conversations to how one would logistically arrange an ostrich brothel.

The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.