just a lab rat

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

World Heritage Post

Even as an atheist I am a Marian veneration defender. If mother Mary has a stan I am one of them. God having a mom who is just some normal bitch is one of the coolest things about Catholic mythology. I love WOMEN.

Juwon in Beyond Evil is so funny because my guy went from 'this man is a danger to others and I will arrest him' to 'this man is a danger to himself and I will tie myself to him' to 'this man is the salvation of my life and I'm ruined by the handcuffs on his wrists' and it's somehow the best thing that happened to him. 10/10 on matching the freak and changing yourself because of knowing someone.

my hottest take is that phantom of the opera isn’t a romance or a gothic horror but rather a tragicomedy. cuz some of that shit is funny as fuck