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Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

The thing about pedophilia that no one is talking about is that it’s just baked into society and it goes hand in hand with racism and misogyny

Why do you think the beauty standard for feminized people is being thin, hairless, small, soft featured (but not fat!!!) and generally clueless around sex and ergo easily manipulated

thinking about developing a social skill soon

You’re not allowed to text me unless I authorize it an to get me to authorize it means you have to ask me an to ask me means you have to text me an you can’t do that unless I authorize it.. see?

It's interesting to interact with that very specific subset of therapized people who have the basics of social interaction pinned down but do not know how to talk about things unrelated to themselves. At first I thought of this as regular oblivious self-absorbed behavior, but now it feels like I can tell when a reasonably social person has specifically developed this in talk therapy because the way they all communicate just kind of sounds the same.

we have launched missiles at SNL because we believe they are 2-6 months from developing a funny punchline

Just met a trans man who's going on T because he specifically wants to be bald and i'm afraid to say i think i'm just never gonna meet anyone cooler than that ever again

i simply don't think nonbinary people should have to see having our gender/s respected and acknowledged as a luxury. i think it's frankly sickening that that's the state of things tbh.

sorry i just think that the fact that popular binary jokes are stuff like "god isn't it so much better to exist as my gender, i didn't even realize how incredibly depressed i was until i transitioned, my life is so much more rich and colorful now that im out and transitioning :)" and popular nonbinary jokes are stuff like "i think i might be nonbinary but that doesn't matter because i have real adult concerns and no one would respect it anyways lol" and that's. normal and funny and cool. yeah. clenches teeth so hard they turn to dust

i simply don't think nonbinary people should have to see having our gender/s respected and acknowledged as a luxury. i think it's frankly sickening that that's the state of things tbh.

sorry i just think that the fact that popular binary jokes are stuff like "god isn't it so much better to exist as my gender, i didn't even realize how incredibly depressed i was until i transitioned, my life is so much more rich and colorful now that im out and transitioning :)" and popular nonbinary jokes are stuff like "i think i might be nonbinary but that doesn't matter because i have real adult concerns and no one would respect it anyways lol" and that's. normal and funny and cool. yeah. clenches teeth so hard they turn to dust

as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍

The problem with people trying to define art is often people will try to define it as what they think is “good” art. But art is not good art, art is just art. This also applies to the problem with how people try to define the “purpose” of art.