why are you here

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

there was that time you paid lip service to doctors over furries.

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead