is she really going out with him?

these turkish delights have turkish ends....

I thought this was a deleted scene or something from pride and prejudice and I was like damn Darcy is having a meltdown.

Pitch: Muppet Lord of the Rings. Miss Piggy as Eowyn. Imagine her just throwing herself at a human man playing Aragorn. Imagine her defeating the Witch-King of Angmar by going “HI-YA!” and karate chopping him.

Aragorn is, of course, played by Viggo Mortensen reprising his role

I would watch this movie.

I’d rather have vampire fangs than a gender

Lmao my university’s building made it onto dark academia Tumblr 😎🥵😎

i have to be the most vampiric looking person at the store

Wow...I...love this

I don't care about hot girl summer, but everyone better fucking be vaccinated by Halloween, feel me?

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.