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black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

i need a bone crushing hug, an orgasm that'll make me see god, and $12,000

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

forgive me father for i have not locked in

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.