"he's my brother from another mother."

tony: *tips fedora* m'ath

nichol: could you not stand so close? you're making me claustrophobic

tony: *taking a selfie with jeff* ok say furry pickles!

ninten: lucas is fucking gay

claus: god! i hate lucas so much. he keeps beating me in mario kart and always ignores me when i try to knock sense into him. i’m so pissed off. and he's always crying for no reason. it gets on my nerves! god i don't even wanna look at that guy! i wish i were an only child! ugh!

ness, playing against toon link in smash: *uses shield against boomerang, pk fires at him, strafes behind him while he's on fire, pulls out yo-yo and hits link square in the head, aims at himself with a pk thunder while link is in the air and propels straight towards him, hitting a bullseye and shooting him off the map with immense power, speed and bouts of electricity, winning the round* okey

ninten and ness: *playing smash*