Bigender Dumbass

"average guardian kills 2 gods per lifetime" factoid actualy just statistical error. average guardian kills 0 gods per lifetime. Young Wolf Georg, who was resurrected 11 years ago and has killed 8 gods and counting since, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Official Pussy Post

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Pressing a barrel of a gun against his bulge but he tries to grind into it

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

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