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Ok but if we become best friends and you treat me right then thereâs pretty much nothing you can do that I wonât be understanding over, like you could kill someone and Iâd show up at your doorstep at 2 in the morning with a shovel and a can-do attitude
Thatâs what friends are for
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the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a manâs feelings
Itâs not a stereotype itâs a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.
lmao there it isÂ
You wanna talk proven facts? This shitâs been done, son: researcher Dale Spencer in Australia used audio and video tape to independently evaluate who talked the most in mixed-gender university classroom discussions. Regardless of the gender ratio of the students, whether the instructor was deliberately trying to encourage female participation or not, men always talked moreâwhether the metric was minutes of talking or number of words spoken.Â
Moreover, men literally have no clue how much they talk. When Spencer asked students to evaluate their perception of who talked more in a given discussion, women were pretty accurate; but men perceived the discussion as being âequalâ when women talked only 15% of the time, and the discussion as being dominated by women if they talked only 30% of the time.
Spencerâs conclusion, if I may parahprase: you only think we talk too much because youâd rather we were silent.
Donât fuck with me, asshole, Iâm a scientist.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE LORD OF THE RINGS
i have been laughing at this for 9 years
have you noticed that when someone goes âi was bitten by a dog once and now Iâm kinda wary around themâ most people are like âaw, I understandâ but if a woman says sheâs been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told sheâs paranoid and needs to get over it?
I noticed that.
have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down
^ that last comment tho
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesnât wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
fuck you
This is how civil wars are started
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why is the word cock so sexual and thick sounding but dick is just like. an unintimidating penis. hey lil guy
#can we just appreciate the fact that the Queen agreed to be a BOND GIRL just for one night?
What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.
She ainât called the Queen for nothing, kids.
I remember watching this live and thinking, âthatâs not the Queen, no way.â Then she turned around and HOLY FUCK! THATâS THE ACTUAL QUEEN!Â
And thatâs why the 2012 Opening Ceremony will forever be my favourite.
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I donât get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking donât. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
Iâm officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. Youâre all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because youâre the fucking Matrix. Youâre the Matrix, arenât you? Youâre all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. Iâm off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.
Dude itâs from spongebob
Did you just unearth a cat from a pot of soil
the harvest is bountiful this year
Watering cats is tricky, but this worked out pretty well!
i donât know what im laughing about more, the ostrich, the girl that looks like sheâs crying in the other car or the llama in the mirror
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are u fucking kidding me what the fuck is wrong with interviewers these days
nonononono what is wrong is not how close they are or whatever heâs asking chris evans to objectify scarlett right in front of her, thatâs fucking disgusting
Yeah, but Chrisâs answer, the elbows? Is hilarious, IMO.
Chrisâ answer is him clearly trying to diffuse the situation. look at his face in the first gif when Scarlett looks at him, heâs like âYeah, I know that was super sexist Iâm sorry this happened but Iâll try to make it better. Okay, here we go⌠ELBOWS.â And then Scarlett is clearly playing along in order to resist the urge to get out of her seat and roundhouse kick the interviewer.
chris evans is a gift. Â so is scarlett johansson. Â treasure both of them.
The best part is, theyâve been friends so long that if she did decide to roundhouse kick the interview, Chris would probably just laugh and go, âDude, you had it coming. Okay, next question?â
Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
Not all of them
do you ever use a pen and youâre just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do
Chris Pine: I need to get into character for this scene.
Chris Pine: HmmmmâŚ.. What would William Shatner do?
Chris Pine: âŚ.Nailed it.
I love comparing the Avengers actors twitter bios because on the one hand, thereâs Mark:
And then you have RDJ:
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oh my fucking goodness that back story was completely necessary
sometimes even i canât tell whether or not iâm being sarcastic
