bunny slippers n stuff

they are so cute…i’m sold.

+bonus keith without the pacifier lmao.

boy i can’t wait for voltron legendary defender season 4, aka the adventures of mattio and puidgi

and ofc i haven’t forgotten about these two either:

Shiro, around the age of 18-21:

has been in the Garrison for, like, three decades

is most definitely a senior instructor/veteran teacher and not a new military college cadet officer… 

… because everyone knows that an average male human gets muscles and a square jaw only after graduating college (what even is puberty?)

owns an orphanage. or something

digging deep into his pension fund to provide a future for his adopted teenage son 

planning for his retirement

dermatologists love him

old

Keith, around the age of 18-21:

literal 15-year-old anime protagonist

Keefu-chan

previously enrolled in the kindergarten section of a military college

currently going through puberty. hormones and crushes and angst oh my!

was told that boys are only mean to him because they like, LIKE him

calls his adoptive dad “bro”

calls his biological mom “kro”

softe boy, une fleur délicate

but his knife skills will put any Masterchef Junior to shame

bab

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

-Deadpool was purposefully created to be a pansexual/bisexual hero way back in the 70s/80s

-Deadpool regularly wears clothing traditionally made for women

-Deadpool dressed in Ms. Marvel’s black swimsuit super suit one time for fun

-Deadpool’s canonical biggest fantasy is rubbing sun tan lotion on Cable’s back at the beach

-Deadpool hates Hydra because they’re racists