pspspeas (come here)

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

“you’re so quiet” yeah i don’t make sense when i talk.

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors