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you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

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reference from elo acessorios

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2026 world cup final

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Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

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your month, your seal!

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I just saw someone make the assertion that “everyone on booktok has low literacy, and romantasy books are bad because they’re catering to those people”

And this was meant to be a BAD thing. A problem. But if you actually believed that a massive population of low-literacy adults were buying books, becoming obsessed with them, and discussing them at length… wouldn’t that be a great thing? That’s how one moves from low literacy to high literacy: by practicing reading

Unless you think low literacy is an immutable quality reflective of poor character, in which case YOU are actually the problem

wizardarchetypes

people think 'no children' by the mountain goats is exclusively about a bitter divorce but i think a compelling reading is the relationship between you and your randomly assigned project partner in a college class

lowpawly

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

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alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

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i think i deserve compensation for the amount of stress sports cause me

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what-even-is-thiss

When I was a teenager I had a phase where I called soccer football because the rest of the world called it that but eventually my dad told me “You know, there’s a point where acting smart doesn’t make you smart and just makes you annoying. Refusing to use the word that everyone else around you uses doesn’t make you smarter than them.”

So anyways I call it soccer now.

what-even-is-thiss

Anyways as a teenager I think I was trying to find small ways to make myself feel like I was smarter than other people but tbh my dad was right, even though I didn’t wanna admit it at the time.

At a certain point performatively doing stuff to make you sound more cultured and educated than other people just kinda makes you annoying and also shows off that you’re not willing to adjust to the most common practices where you are. You’re just creating friction for the sake of it and not really accomplishing anything.

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I feel like the actual message here is going over a lot of y’all’s heads

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“Let people talk however they want”

Yeah okay. You can talk however you want. You can choose to make communication more difficult with those around you on purpose just to make yourself feel smarter. It’s a free country.

“That’s a mean thing to say to a child”

I was fifteen and needed someone to sit my ass down and tell me how I was coming across to other people. Sometimes parenting does in fact involve telling your kid when they’re being a bit of an ass.

“Only Americans call it soccer”

Untrue but even if it was true I live in the US and calling it football only causes confusion in my everyday life. Your worldview is Eurocentric and your point is irrelevant to my life and this post isn’t about soccer anyways

wakingfromthewater

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

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iwilleatyourenglish

an animal ate all of my boyfriend’s decorative cabbages and he’s reacting really okay and proportionally

loveridden1999

starting a collection

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

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[ID: Digital illustration of a chartreuse pacific sea nettle, a jellyfish, floating in front of a similarly colored rectangle on an off-white background. Its tentacles are a tangle of limbs all across the page, reaching to various corners while its body points to the upper right, Tangled in its tentacles in the bottom right is a watermark reading: “LEAVES AND INKS” /end ID]

Huevember 23 | Chartreuse Pacific Sea Nettle

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Iranians boo the islamic republic’s anthem during the match with New Zealand in the stadium

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