Why am I Adulting

CDC: Self quarantine & wash your hands with soap and water to help stop the spread of the Corona virus.

Infected people: I think it's a good time to travel,

And socialize.

Cases of the Corona virus popping up across the globe

CDC:

Unaffected people: This virus sounds bad. We should stock up on as much hand sanitizer, bottled water, and toilet paper like two years worth per person in the household.

Me : Why is there a toilet paper shortage?

CDC 🤨

My fellow Introverts: Did the government...did they just cancel going outside and large social gathering?!?!

Future post-apocalyptic/dystopian people: After the plague of 2020 the surviving remnant of mankind decided to base their new society on the ways introversion.