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I hate straight people.

I organized all of the cigarettes behind the counter in rainbow order, and this one girl messed them up, so I joked, “Way to ruin my rainbow. Very homophobic of you,” and now I gotta talk to HR for accusing her of calling me slurs, apparently. Christ.

HSHDJDJ

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

i can’t wait to listen to hozier’s new songs and suffer while thinking about a girlfriend i don’t even have