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ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

Why would they speak spanish in europe

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

happy pride month to this post specifically

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

Just wanna say if you fought for and support marriage equality for gay people its your responsibility to do the same for disabled people. Abled people can and should rb this

mom culture is asking you questions that you would not ever even know the answer to 

moms will ask you who killed jonbenet ramsey and then get mad when you don’t know 

Mom’s will come into your room at night when you’re a 12 year old boy in Wisconsin and tell you Princess Diana just died as if you weren’t in your room all night, feel the TV, it’s warm

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no

how come there’s a frowny face next to steam in my task manager

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

this moral quandary is insane

me too