i get why goats are like that tbh if me and my friends had horns i'd be like yeah we should smash our heads together about it

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

reframing "is it weird to do this" as "is it harmful to do this" has helped my mental health a lot. some things I do or say may be weird but as long as i'm not hurting anyone it's not something concerning.

any time that white old lady in the tumblr ads changes position I get scared I feel like the next ad is going to be a picture of the couch empty and I'm going to start seeing her around town

i love you sober friendly spaces i love you restaurants w mocktails on the menu i love you social events not hosted at bars i love you bringing non-alcoholic drinks to parties i love you shamelessly being sober so people know it’s accepted i love you not making fun of ppl who don’t drink i love you still inviting people who don’t drink to social events where ppl are drinking if u know they’re comfortable w it i love you normalizing not drinking

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

Pedro Pascal being typecast as a long suffering badass gig worker who unwillingly becomes caretaker of a special child who's wanted by shady groups of people is truly something the world needed.

may february bring you a little extra love

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

begging all of you to get a cup of hot chocolate just because i’ve been chugging hot chocolate lately and it’s really good. also i don’t feel like getting into internet arguments as often anymore bc i see someone being stupid and i go ok… and i drink my hot chocolate and i stop caring about them. i think everyone should drink some hot chocolate and stop caring