momo's diary

you don’t need to reinvent yourself this summer; you simply need to return to the things that make you feel most like you

trauma humping

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

BREAKING NEWS: American rock band My Chemical Romance announces they are taking all their fans out back and shooting them immediately. “It’s been a long time coming,” says frontwoman Gerard Way, adding that “They know what they did.”

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest