The Boku No Hero Academia Season 3 Vol. 4 DVD comes with a drama CD track where All Might and Aizawa go drinking together, only to be interrupted by Present Mic and Midnight and hilarity ensues. Here’s my translation of the track! Enjoy~ **Note: In case the audio doesn’t work, here’s another link.

All Might: Good work out there, Aizawa-kun!

Aizawa: Same to you, All Might.

All Might: Haha, well then, let’s cheers!

Aizawa: Cheers? For what?

All Might: Hmm, how about for a successful meeting with all the different families?

Aizawa: I guess. It was rather good news to hear that all students’ parents agreed to allowing them to enter the dormitories.

All Might: To the new homes for the kids!

Aizawa: To the mentality of the teachers who will need to monitor these kids all the time now.

All Might & Aizawa: Cheers!

All Might (to himself): All right- this is a good mood! I’m going to be even better friends with Aizawa-kun after this dinner outing today! All Might, you gotta push past the walls of Aizawa-kun’s heart! GO BEYOND, PLUS ULTRA!!

Present Mic: HEYY!! CLASS A TEACHERS!! MC MIC IS IN THE HOUSE, CRASHING YOUR SECRET DINNER OUTING!

All Might (to himself): Or on second thought…probably not then.

Present Mic: What’s with that face, Eraser? If you’re gonna go drink, at least let me know, yo! This bad water is foul, man!

Aizawa: Go home!

Present Mic: Woah, that was SO COOL! Kinda a stiff reaction though. Anyway, I’m kinda thirsty, so imma drink your beer. *gulp* OHH YEAHH! DRINKING A BEER AFTER WORK REALLY MAKES ME GO TO HEAVEN!!!!!

Aizawa: GO HOME!

All Might: Haha, so by showing up here out of the blue, I’m guessing you come here often to drink?

Present Mic: Well I try to invite Eraser to come but he always rejects me, what kind of idiot does that?

Aizawa: Heh, you mean the type who literally asks me every day?

Present Mic: Man, your follow up is so bad, my friend. Makes things awkward, yo!

Aizawa: If that’s so then GO HOME.

*door opens*

Midnight: Good evening. Oh what? All Might, Eraser, and Mic are here?

All Might: Oh, Midnight-kun!

Present Mic: Hey there young lady! You joined in at a good time! Come over here and drink with us! GO TO HEAVEN!!!

Aizawa: You’re the one who came after us, don’t just take charge.

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Aizawa: Midnight, here’s another round of your tequila.

Midnight: Thanks! *gulp* AHAA!!

All Might: You’re quite strong with alcohol.

Midnight: Yeah, I don’t feel like drinking until my stomach gets warm from the alcohol.

Present Mic: AS EXPECTED OF U.A.’S QUEEN TANK! It would be awesome if the alcohol really doesn’t affect you!

Midnight: Mic, if you’re going to be using weird slang to refer to me, I’m going to pour all this tequila on you.

Aizawa: Do it.

Present Mic: Hey my friend, that’s not very friendly of you to say! After all, I was the one who gave you the hero name Eraserhead! I came up with such a cool hero name, too!

Aizawa: Well if that’s so then I should have just changed my name.

Present Mic: To “Small Energy Sho-chan?”

Aizawa: Shut up!

Midnight: Mic, the tequila?

Present Mic: AGAIN!?

All Might: Midnight-kun, perhaps you should drink in moderation…

Midnight: What are you saying, All Might? I’m not even drunk at all! Mic, the tequila!! What are you waiting for?

Present Mic: Ah yes! Here you go!

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Midnight: *drunk giggling* All Might, try drinking this!

All Might: Oh uh…I don’t really…drink much…you see…

Midnight: *laughs* Okay fine, Eraser drink this.

Aizawa: Uh, what is this?

Midnight: It’s my original concoction! A cocktail made of cocktails!

Aizawa: Why on earth would you do that?

Midnight: That’s because normal alcohol is boring! Alcohol is the same as life- an adventure with experiences you must repeat lest you get rusty! You agree with me, right Mic?

Present Mic: Wha- uhh…somewhat?

Midnight: Exactly, so that’s why you gotta drink up, Eraser! Experience something new!

Aizawa: Nope.

Midnight: You’re such a boring guy! You must be boring in bed, too!

Aizawa: I sleep in a sleeping bag.

Present Mic: *whispering* All Might, this is Midnight’s drunken state. She always makes disgusting cocktails and forces people to drink them.

All Might: I…I see. That’s terrifying.

Midnight: MIC!

Present Mic: WHAT?!

Midnight: DRINK UP! DRINK THIS COCKTAIL I MADE!

Present Mic: Ughh no thank you! That cocktail has all the worst ingredients mixed in that with a suspicious dark color, a color that says DO NOT DRINK ME!

Midnight: IT’S SAYING NOTHING OF THAT SORT! JUST DRINK IT!

Present Mic: *gulps* UGHH!!

Midnight: AHAHA! Hey Mic, tell us how was the taste?

Present: Goo…

Midnight: Goo…d?

Present Mic: Bye…*faints*

Midnight: AHAHAHA! It was so good he fainted!

Aizawa: More like definitely die.

All Might: Well then, I’ll take my leave now. Don’t want to drink too much…

Midnight: Okay! Hey Mic, All Might’s leaving now!

Present Mic: Augughhghg!!

All Might: Yeah, definitely don’t want to drink too much…

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*running* Aizawa: All Might!

All Might: Oh, is something wrong, Aizawa-kun?

Aizawa: Uh, thank you very much.

All Might: Eh?

Aizawa: I’m uh…drunk right now so…well. I probably wouldn’t say this if I wasn’t drunk, but…I’ll say it anyway. Because you fought for us at Kamino Ward, because you defeated All For One for us, I will do my part and look after the students as much as I can.

All Might: Aizawa-kun…

Aizawa: That’s why I want to thank you for everything.

All Might: Aizawa-kun, let’s watch over the students from here on out together.

Aizawa: Anyway, when I sober up, I’ll probably forget everything I said while drunk, NEVER MENTION WHAT I JUST SAID!

All Might: Ah…sure…

Aizawa: I’m counting on you. See ya.

Oooh, marriage prompts. I’m sorry this took so long to put it out! I hope you enjoy! [Admin Denki]

You were completely oblivious to Aizawa’s struggles the last month or so. He kept staring at you intently, eyes narrowed as if he had something to say.

“Do you need something, Shouta?” You asked, looking up from your newspaper at your boyfriend. He blinked and shook his head.

“No. I’m going to work. Bye.” He jumped up from the table.

“Hey! Give me a kiss before you leave!” You yelled, pouting in your seat. Aizawa rolled his eyes, kissing your forehead before going off to school.

“Don’t tell me you chickened out again!” Present Mic exclaimed in the teacher’s lounge as he stirred his coffee.

“I did not chicken out. It just wasn’t the right moment.” Aizawa growled, ripping open a packet of sugar. He debated for a minute before tossing it and taking a sip of his bitter coffee.

“You have to do it eventually. C’mon, dude!” Mic’s hands waved around everywhere.

“She deserves something special and I’m not good at special.” Aizawa grumbled.

“You could write her a poem!” Mic suggested.

“No way.” Aizawa shook his head.

“Just be a romantic for like five minutes.” Mic groaned.

“I’m not a romantic. (Y/n) knows that.” Aizawa was being rather stubborn.

“Why do you even want to marry her?” Mic asked, arms crossed. Aizawa scrunched up his nose and narrowed his eyes.

“Because I like her and want to be with her.” Aizawa answered.

“Then just tell her that!” Mic yelled in frustration. Aizawa thought it over, shrugging.

“I guess.” He muttered, taking out his phone. He texted you before putting it away again.

“Please don’t tell me you just texted her that.” Mic slapped his forehead.

“Of course I didn’t. What do you think I am?” Aizawa scoffed. “I’m asking if she wants to go out to dinner.”

“Oh, nice.” Mic gave him the thumbs up.

“You never ask me out to dinner. This is going to be fun. When are you picking me up? Or should I pick you up from the school?” You asked over the phone.

“Don’t.” Aizawa said quickly. “These kids are animals. I’ll pick you up at home. Where something nice, ok?”

“I will. See you later.” You sang.

You were not expecting Aizawa to show up in a suit with his hair pulled back in a ponytail.

“Well, don’t you look handsome.” You were waiting at the door, a smile on your face.

“You look so beautiful.” Aizawa’s eyes ran over your body, looking over the purple dress you wore.

“Thank you.” You kissed his lips.

“Marry me.” Aizawa blurted out, surprised by his own confidence. Both of you froze. You in surprise and Aizawa in, not understanding why he even said it there.

“You want to get married?” You asked, your breath knocked right out of you.

“Y-yes. I want to marry you.” Aizawa said, pulling the small box out of his pocket. It was a make-shift box made out of newspaper and tape. Inside was a ring. Your mouth dropped.

“I want to be your wife.” You said, tears in your eyes. You jumped at Aizawa, wrapping your arms around his shoulders. “I love you, I love you!” You exclaimed.

Comic by @xxtc-96xx

The day Eraserhead (Daddy Aizawa) died at the hands of a kid. 

All cast and music information in the description.

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Aizawa’s smile is cute and endearing,

you guys are just mean

Like/reblog if you can’t handle their cuteness and want to hug them!!

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