Messy

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

im not gonna self deprecatingly call myself stupid anymore, if you cant tell im stupid right there from talking to me then you dont deserve to know

if i’ve tricked you into thinking i’m a genius i’m just gonna let you believe that, you can wash off that clown makeup on your own when you figure it out

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

Hold my hand bro we’re crossing the street

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

This ends with an energy I'm not sure how to describe

I'M LOVING THIS ENERGY

women don’t dress for men, they dress for tan france

Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim

Omfg who made this where is this from???

ITS FINALLY ON TUMBLR. BEST EVER

Omfgggggg

I’m…… I’m sweating rigth now I need cute plants in my fucking house…. I need some small cacti, a palnt……. plants.

damn bitch you live laugh love like this?

Maybe we don’t hear as much about organized crime these days because they’ve gotten REALLY organized.

sir you are referring to the government 

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

Minecraft is the most romantic video game

Fuck Netflix and chill baby let’s make a dirt house