OTP Prompts & Aesthetic

if all these boys can’t survive no nut november then i’m definitely not surviving don’t die december

so im sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, 

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

I am tired of this earth. I’m tired of people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

turn off: being hotter than me

We’re so obsessed with finding someone to love us because we need to feel like we matter to someone, when we can’t matter to ourselves.

Imagine your OTP in a pet store. Person A, instead of admiring the animals, admires Person B’s enthusiasm at looking at all of the animals.