how goes it, my bud?

Wait, beneath the sea floor?

OUGHGH??

So I looked this up and there's three things I think should be mentioned:

Yes, this is real.

They found this ecosystem in underground hydrothermal caves where the water was 75 degrees Fahrenheit (25 degrees Celsius) and when it says "volcanic fluids" it means that, or where the hot water in the caves comes up through cracks to mix with the colder water above, allowing minerals and nutrients from the volcanic caves to escape and dissolved oxygen from the open ocean to enter.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

can just pick up a tome and

learn arcane knowledge