Requiescat in pace

me: i wish i had a game to play :/ steam library: 238 games me: no not those ones

i love the resident evil series so much it’s garbage but i love it i love garbage 

I need a pic of Corypheus with the Angelina Jolie leg

the worst thing about being shy and introverted as that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband” Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

Social anxiety level: “mentally rehearsing the word ‘Here!’ over and over before the professor calls your name during roll call”

Social Anxiety level: holding all your money from the moment you walk in the door so when you get in line to pay u don’t have to waste everyone’s time

Social Anxiety Level: hoping that group projects are random so you dont have to ask people if you can be in their group..