A Plethora of Nonsense

#this is literally how I talk

It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.

Is this the sign that I’ll find the and genuine love? Because I could really is it

If only it could be real life

LGBT stands for Ladies Goths Bastards and Thots

only 5? weak

I always carry my knife with me just because dudes love to act stupid so I’m prepared to cut they ass accordingly :)

Omg where can I get a pocket knife?

As someone with limited strength and physical mobility, but who can press a button pretty easily, I recommend personal keychain alarms that are set to make a VERY loud noise (140db–about the same noise level as a chainsaw). They’re about $8 a piece usually, but you can buy 3 for 16 and split them among your family and friends. If it doesn’t startle and deter the harasser/attacker, it’ll definitely get someone’s attention.

But also ladies RESEARCH THE LAWS OF YOUR STATE/CITY, cause some of the things you buy may get you arrested & possibly charged; even in self defence. For example: It’s illegal in NY state to carry and use a taser or possess a knife longer than a certain length. This is also very important, shitty to find out but important.

To ALL my female followers, please be safe!

Reminder for my fellow Canadian girls out there, but it’s illegal for us to carry mace and batons for self defense and pocket knives past a certain length

“and their wives, Kylie and Lauren”

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

Is killing different than endearing physical contact? Local man unsure

^^^

My dad goes out into the woods and takes pictures all the time. He still calls it “hunting” and when he comes home, he literally says “Hey, look at what i shot!” So doing this allows not only for great photos and time with nature, but also an A+ Dad Joke.

I’m not against hunting for food, and I’m mostly neutral on making a trophy from an animal you hunted for food, but I completely agree that hunting purely for sport is pretty fucked up.

Going into 2020 like

Oh he’s baby!

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

Hey op any updates?

Hey op?

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles