Being a kid was so fucking funny we’d just go around lying to each other’s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn’t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up

A baby grabbing your one finger with their entire hand can really turn your entire day around.

I like reassurance. I like attention. I love affection.

this but apparently it’s too much to ask for

Not from the right people!

ah, the crescent moon….the tasteful sideboob of the lunar cycle,