~oh googly eyes~

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

Nothing says good mental health like Nine Inch Nails 1994 album The Downward Spiral!

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

And he's losing.

PENGIE EFFORT GRUNTS!!!!

physically incapable of being upset by being rickrolled. if it’s well executed i get to engage in the playful wink-nod with the jokester. and if it’s obvious. well then i just get to see my beautiful friend rick astley

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

Starting twin peaks

It's scaring my cat

NO

people on reddit have some bizarrely specific skills. someone can post a blurry photo and say "what bug is this? :( I found this in the garden, is it part of a moth?" and a guy will just roll up like "that's not a bug, that's the corner of page 12 of the june 1987 issue of marie claire magazine" and you know what? most of the time, he's even right

outstanding