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time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

I think it’s clear that slow horses will end with the reveal that Frank has countless other secret radicalized children of varying ages (possibly even some embryos in storage) who have infiltrated and eroded every layer of European society. The enemy within was Americanization this whole time, which on a meta level of course represents Hollywood’s degradation of the classic British spy genre,

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks

Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

every time i see a picture of a coyote i am immediately like "omg my friend Cable Ties!"

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

How many times can you get stuck in a timeloop before you have to ask yourself if youre doing it on purpose?

Are these the same time loops or different ones?

originally this was a bit that came into my head so it was different loops but as I was writing it out the same loop is actually also kind of interesting. Are you purposefully propogating the loop? Probably not. But are you absolutely sure? No part of you is trying to get your pefect ending?

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

also. no wonder river cartwright is so fucked up he’s got three sort of father figures and the most stable one is jackson lamb

Lol, here’s a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

The number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely.