A little slice of purradise

Name:  Assassin / (Hans Humpty)

Desired Position: cat

Previous Work Experience: he is a cat. lots of experience doing cat like things. enjoys making eye contact and pushing things off of tables, meowing until you feed him and he shows affection by tolerating your existence. he talks in cat puns.

Tell us a bit about the candidate: he is a cat. he likes money and food. and cat videos. and also murder. but ignore the last part.

Experience with Animals: he is a cat. one time i saw him sharing his goldfish crackers with some strays but he won’t admit it. also, did i mention he literally is a cat, with cat ears and a cat tail–

[ note: this application is submitted by ryuubei for hans humpty. this has been ok’d by hans’ mun. ]

Tucked away in the shopping district is a special refuge for feline and other; Paws a While. Please come in, have a look around- and feel free to pet any of our kitty companions, they’re all quite friendly. (Just, be sure to watch the door. Jordan does enjoy trying to slip out, from time to time.)

Applicants to the job are always welcome- all that’s needed is a love of cats, and a willingness to work hard at rewarding work. Inquire online or in person at the store, just ask for Sigma.

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