application ★
Name: Assassin / (Hans Humpty)
Desired Position: cat
Previous Work Experience: he is a cat. lots of experience doing cat like things. enjoys making eye contact and pushing things off of tables, meowing until you feed him and he shows affection by tolerating your existence. he talks in cat puns.
Tell us a bit about the candidate: he is a cat. he likes money and food. and cat videos. and also murder. but ignore the last part.
Experience with Animals: he is a cat. one time i saw him sharing his goldfish crackers with some strays but he won’t admit it. also, did i mention he literally is a cat, with cat ears and a cat tail–
[ note: this application is submitted by ryuubei for hans humpty. this has been ok’d by hans’ mun. ]
“Well, this is a bit unusual, but I don’t see why not- we can always use more cats around. Welcome to the team!”
