Mark me up and Call me yours

Body went cold when she reached out to me with her leather gloves on and went "Ah ah ah! Are we talking back mutt?" Immediate response was to turn my back on her because if you keep playing with me like this I will stain your couch.

I love getting my slightly gay and horny prop gun lessons from my butch friend what do you mean she was teaching me and directing me while wearing leather gloves and then slapped my back real hard and went "Good job." Oh man. Oh Jesus I'm gonna need a appointment at the vet to get spayed

What do you mean I have to go to work tomorrow I thought I was Mommy's puppy and my only task was chase ball and eat snack 😔

Chewing on the bars of my crate. Thinking of being a support dog. Laying down under my handler's desk at their feet and anytime work stresses them out they can pet me or I can give them kisses and sit on their lap. Fetching them things so they don't have to move from their comfortable spot or if they are too sore to get it themselves. Getting my head pet every time I do something correctly. Handler takes me to training classes so I can perform more tasks from them but if I get too excited or distracted during class my prong collar digs into my neck and I whine only to be met with "Behave and it won't happen again Mutt. Try again.". It's too early in the morning for me to be this horny Jesus Christ

Honestly my favorite thing is listening to someone talk about their interests or hobbies and just sitting there and absorbing the information. When I ask questions and get something right I get praised for understanding and learning "Yeah that's right puppy good job!" And then the minute I start losing attention or start fidgeting because I'm starting to let my mind wander off I'm snapped back into reality with a clicker noise and a "I'm only going to explain this once Mutt so listen well." Oh!! Okay!!!