my brain cells have an off switch

Tonights episode of game changer going to do NUMBERS for the venn diagram of people invested in both game changer and ace attorney

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

i honestly don't think that apollo and phoenix biking everywhere is necessarily a sign that they're PoorTM. these bitches are in japan in the original translation, that's VERY bikeable. and as a person who works in a courthouse a lot and has a car, biking there is INFINITELY preferable. i dont wanna deal with the fuckass parking.

i made this post and then walked outside and someone had fucking stolen my bike. that i was about to use to bike to the courthouse.

i love my pervert mutuals #mypervertmutuals

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

It's actually sharp hamburger

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.