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@paulmaccartney
Apparently all of you were looking for a chat with me. Johnny wanted in on it, but this... mysterious, flat light-up brick... is mine! I've heard they call this the internet? Fascinating.
My mailbox is always open and ready for questions, then. Let's see what all of you lovelies have to say. Oh, wait- it's called an inbox? Or an ask box..? Wouldn't it be better to just call it the question box? Seems very confusing, y'know.
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Hootles- no, toodles. I'm wishing everyone a good night's sleep. Have some dreams about me if you wish! I'll be the star of your fantasies, I'm sure.
try the lsd, trust me
And why should I trust you? Just because you ask? Give me a reason, luv.
Have you ever kissed - or considered kissing - any of your bandmates?
Hell, no! We're not queers. Though... no, I shouldn't say. It's all complicated. Sod off.
I just snatched Paul's "phone". I've locked myself on the balcony. Care for a chat, eh? Oh, and sorry I called you green and old and saggy that one time. I meant it with all my heart. Absolute non-sincere apologies.
@paulmaccartney
Ps, Paul's just thrown up all over the couch. I'm letting the other lads take care of that.
I'm assuming this is you, Lennon...
Look, it's perfectly okay, mate. Water under the bridge, eh? No hard feelings. I’m truly, deeply sorry I called you a blind, useless bastard with a nose so bloody hooked it puts Barbra Streisand to absolute shame.
Oh. Wait.
Hold on. No... I never actually said that out loud the first time, did I?
Bloody Hell... I had no idea Johnny sent this. But I'll make sure to pass on the message, I suppose. And I'll keep an eye on the phone after this. The bastard keeps nicking it every time I even leave it alone for two seconds.
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PAUL YOUR BACK HELLO 💙💙💙 HAPPY 84TH 🥰🥰🥰
84TH? I think you're confused, luv... I've just turned 22. 84... you've either got the wrong Paul, or some serious concussion. Better get to the doctors if you're absolutely sure you've got the right Paul.
Ah, I lost this thing for a while... Johnny hid it, the bastard
Either way; I'm back! And it's just been my birthday, y'know. Yesterday. Ringo joked that he'd get me a tuba but he just got me a nice new blouse instead. I mean, I'm still happy about it and all, y'know... it's just that I'd already had tuba lessons planned. John told me I could become a mime, too, to play air tuba, but I don't think I can become a mime in 2 days time... Oh, look, that rhymes!
Ello! I just got into listening to the Beatles! It's really good! Though I'm curious on how you got yourself a phone... Or an internet connection to properly use it... Hm?
So that's what it's called, then? I thought phones were only for calling. Hold on- does that mean I can call with this thing? How do I do that?
And thanks for the compliment, luv! Johnny says he appreciates it too, and if you have a free evening, but I wouldn't say yes if I were you...
Hey, look, er.. I'd like to apologise for my earlier behaviour. Wasn't in me right mind, see. Sorry I called you and your band 'bug twats'. Didn't mean it. You're an alright bloke. Cuppa tea once I get the machine up and running?
-@niccalpickle
Alright... say I'll forgive you. What is "the machine"? What does it do? You're not gonna hunt me down and kill me, are ya, lad?
'Course not. The machine is - er... well... It's a thing that'll transport me to another universe. For example; the one you're living in right now!
And, seeing as you're apparently not a geriatric old shite - more very sincere apologies for that - it might also be able to travel through time. It's just gonna take a little while to complete. Me and my good mate 2D are workin' on it.
Still not sure if I trust you with that... the other you seems like a less sketchy fella. I'd have a cup of tea with him.
Which other me are we talking about here? There's lots. I'm the next plague at this point aren't I...
Paul: Oh, I think it was... @theemurdocfaustniccals? Yes, him. He seems like a good bloke. At least his first instinct wasn't to insult me on sight. Y'could've gotten on my good side if you didn't do that, y'know. Insults aren't a great way to make friends!
John: He's lying. He's still hanging around me, isn't he? I think you're an alright bloke, even if you're all green and old and saggy.
Cheers for the compliment, Paul, mate. But oi! Watch it, Lennon! I'm watching you!
Anyway, listen to me, Macca, you're still talking to me at the end of the day, even if there is two of us knocking about. You can’t go around playing favorites with different versions of Murdoc Niccals across the bloody multiverse! We are a collective plague of absolute brilliance, mate. One of me is enough to change the world, but a whole bloody army of us? You lot wouldn't stand a chance!
Paul: You both think and act independently, no? So I think I'm well entitled to playing favourites, thank you.
John: Don't mind him. He's being nasty because I just stole his brekkie.
Hey, look, er.. I'd like to apologise for my earlier behaviour. Wasn't in me right mind, see. Sorry I called you and your band 'bug twats'. Didn't mean it. You're an alright bloke. Cuppa tea once I get the machine up and running?
-@niccalpickle
Alright... say I'll forgive you. What is "the machine"? What does it do? You're not gonna hunt me down and kill me, are ya, lad?
'Course not. The machine is - er... well... It's a thing that'll transport me to another universe. For example; the one you're living in right now!
And, seeing as you're apparently not a geriatric old shite - more very sincere apologies for that - it might also be able to travel through time. It's just gonna take a little while to complete. Me and my good mate 2D are workin' on it.
Still not sure if I trust you with that... the other you seems like a less sketchy fella. I'd have a cup of tea with him.
Which other me are we talking about here? There's lots. I'm the next plague at this point aren't I...
Paul: Oh, I think it was... @theemurdocfaustniccals? Yes, him. He seems like a good bloke. At least his first instinct wasn't to insult me on sight. Y'could've gotten on my good side if you didn't do that, y'know. Insults aren't a great way to make friends!
John: He's lying. He's still hanging around me, isn't he? I think you're an alright bloke, even if you're all green and old and saggy.
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Hey, look, er.. I'd like to apologise for my earlier behaviour. Wasn't in me right mind, see. Sorry I called you and your band 'bug twats'. Didn't mean it. You're an alright bloke. Cuppa tea once I get the machine up and running?
-@niccalpickle
Alright... say I'll forgive you. What is "the machine"? What does it do? You're not gonna hunt me down and kill me, are ya, lad?
'Course not. The machine is - er... well... It's a thing that'll transport me to another universe. For example; the one you're living in right now!
And, seeing as you're apparently not a geriatric old shite - more very sincere apologies for that - it might also be able to travel through time. It's just gonna take a little while to complete. Me and my good mate 2D are workin' on it.
Still not sure if I trust you with that... the other you seems like a less sketchy fella. I'd have a cup of tea with him.
Alright, loves, I'll be off. The light-up-brick'll be... charging? I suppose. It came with a little cable and instructions on how to connect it to the electrical supply might the little number on the top right get too low. It's like a tiny TV you can tap on, isn't it? It feels very futuristic. And flat... how'd they get it so flat...
Hey, look, er.. I'd like to apologise for my earlier behaviour. Wasn't in me right mind, see. Sorry I called you and your band 'bug twats'. Didn't mean it. You're an alright bloke. Cuppa tea once I get the machine up and running?
-@niccalpickle
Alright... say I'll forgive you. What is "the machine"? What does it do? You're not gonna hunt me down and kill me, are ya, lad?
who do you love most???
Paul: Jane, of course. She's as lovely a lady as I could get.
John: He's kidding, he loves me more. Don't you, Macca?
Paul: John...
Question for both of you: whats your relationship like?
Paul: John's a very nice bloke. We're good friends. Very good friends, actually. He's my best mate in the entire world!
John: That we are! He hasn't let me kiss him with tongue yet, though.
Paul: JOHN.
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hey Paul, if you were a fish what fish would you be?
Paul: Hmm... I really like exotic fish. The ones with the pretty fins and tails. I'd want to be one of those.
John: He'd be a goldfish, easy. Next question.
I give in. You can now ask both me and John the questions I'm sure you're dying to ask. It's a limited time offer! I don't want to share this weird internet-brick with him for very long. I'm scared he'll break it.
