Part-time Legend

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

this video is wild

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

Just take the train 😊

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

as the french say, merci goku

take a fuckin sip, babes

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

😂😂😂😂

“Everybody eats.” 🔊

such a pure video

i love this

have you ever listened to something so horrible that you just had to continue listening even though it’s much healthier to just stop it cause that’s this