Hi, I'm Paulito

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

Woah

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

Prolly none

Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that... "I'm a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!"

when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class

It’s entitled “Paulette’s Chair”, by the way.

This a good point tho