𝕿𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉🩸𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗

Damn they kissing even as cola bottle that's crazy

"I knew you were a whore David but Jeez-"

“Don’t call David that! Paulie he’s a little lovesick for Micheal”

"What?! It's true!! You should have seen then on Valentines day!!"

“I don’t want to know what happened! I just want David to just man up and ask Micheal on a date!”

"You hear that @deathlydavid87 ? Man up and ask your little none-boyfriend out already!!"

Oh we're already dating, he just doesn't know it.

"Lucky bastard."

Damn they kissing even as cola bottle that's crazy

"I knew you were a whore David but Jeez-"

“Don’t call David that! Paulie he’s a little lovesick for Micheal”

"What?! It's true!! You should have seen then on Valentines day!!"

“I don’t want to know what happened! I just want David to just man up and ask Micheal on a date!”

"You hear that @deathlydavid87 ? Man up and ask your little none-boyfriend out already!!"

Damn they kissing even as cola bottle that's crazy

"I knew you were a whore David but Jeez-"

“Don’t call David that! Paulie he’s a little lovesick for Micheal”

"What?! It's true!! You should have seen then on Valentines day!!"

Damn they kissing even as cola bottle that's crazy

"I knew you were a whore David but Jeez-"

“I was dreaming about fighting zombies! You can’t blame me for that you would have done the same! Cmon i was kicking ass I didn’t know you were there!”

“You were kicking MY ASS-“

“I didn’t know!”

“Who else would it have been? David would have slapped the shit out of you and Dwayne would have basically suffocated you!-“

“I was asleep. I couldn’t see you……hey what would it be like to eat a brain?”

”disgusting.”

“Have you tried one?”

”maybe-“

Marko im the one who took your turbo I’m sorry I’ll give it back

“that record costed so much more than that pigeon. Don’t you dare call it stupid-“

“Yeah? Can a record offer you a friend to vent too?”

“Yeah. Look in the mirror.”

“We don’t have reflections Paul”

“It’s a figure of speech, dumbass-“

“…Paulie don’t be mean cherry’s gonna kick us out”

“I- WHA- I JUST CALLED YOU MY BEST FRIEND-“

“Oh wait sorry bud I misunderstood cause-i have a confession to make I didn’t just take your record but you can’t be mad at me okay I had good reason-“

“What did you take, Marko.”

“Promise you can’t be mad then I’ll tell you”

“I promise I won’t punch you. What did you take.”

“…No biting? No yelling and no silent treatment?”

“TELL ME WHAT YOU TOOK OR SO HELP ME YOU WILL LOOSE ANOTHER FUCKIN PIG-“ *Deep breath* “ok. I. PROMISE. I will not harm you in any way shape or form. Just. Tell me. What you took.”

“So I took one of your joints-“

“I- wait, did you seriously think I would flip out of a joint? Marko. Dude. Come on- I know when my joints go missing. Plus David has done the same thing, I really don’t care”

“Oh you didn’t let me finish I accidentally was being kidnapped reckless this time with Dwayne and I accidentally swallowed it-“

“You were what?- I did not understand a single thing you just said.”

“I’m really stoned Paul! And it I ate one of David’s cigarette like I chewed on that shit man, and I also got really high-with Dwayne-“

“CHERRI. @chrissiepop Marko needs blood and a nap.”

“No no no I don’t Paul what the hell man?! Don’t sell me out like that!”

“You sound more stoned then David did that one time we snuck an entire packet of weed into his noodles.”

“Paul I’m fine I’ve been through worse, like when I flew into a billboard that one time”

“You’re taking a nap whether you like it or not. I’m not searching for you before sunrise again- we both nearly died!”

“i feel great! I only had a couple joints, I ate one of David’s cigarettes and stole some of your weed I’m still a functional member of society”

“You look like you’re about to crash”

“You ever wonder what your hands taste like? Maybe I could see if they taste like candy-hey can you make the room stop being so spiny?”

”oh shit- @chrissiepop MARKO’S CRASHING OUT AGAIN!! I think he ate too many”

“I was dreaming about fighting zombies! You can’t blame me for that you would have done the same! Cmon i was kicking ass I didn’t know you were there!”

“You were kicking MY ASS-“

“I didn’t know!”

“Who else would it have been? David would have slapped the shit out of you and Dwayne would have basically suffocated you!-“

“I was asleep. I couldn’t see you……hey what would it be like to eat a brain?”

”disgusting.”

*Marko bit him.*

”AAHH- YOU LIL FUCKER.”

Marko im the one who took your turbo I’m sorry I’ll give it back

“that record costed so much more than that pigeon. Don’t you dare call it stupid-“

“Yeah? Can a record offer you a friend to vent too?”

“Yeah. Look in the mirror.”

“We don’t have reflections Paul”

“It’s a figure of speech, dumbass-“

“…Paulie don’t be mean cherry’s gonna kick us out”

“I- WHA- I JUST CALLED YOU MY BEST FRIEND-“

“Oh wait sorry bud I misunderstood cause-i have a confession to make I didn’t just take your record but you can’t be mad at me okay I had good reason-“

“What did you take, Marko.”

“Promise you can’t be mad then I’ll tell you”

“I promise I won’t punch you. What did you take.”

“…No biting? No yelling and no silent treatment?”

“TELL ME WHAT YOU TOOK OR SO HELP ME YOU WILL LOOSE ANOTHER FUCKIN PIG-“ *Deep breath* “ok. I. PROMISE. I will not harm you in any way shape or form. Just. Tell me. What you took.”

“So I took one of your joints-“

“I- wait, did you seriously think I would flip out of a joint? Marko. Dude. Come on- I know when my joints go missing. Plus David has done the same thing, I really don’t care”

“Oh you didn’t let me finish I accidentally was being kidnapped reckless this time with Dwayne and I accidentally swallowed it-“

“You were what?- I did not understand a single thing you just said.”

“I’m really stoned Paul! And it I ate one of David’s cigarette like I chewed on that shit man, and I also got really high-with Dwayne-“

“CHERRI. @chrissiepop Marko needs blood and a nap.”

“No no no I don’t Paul what the hell man?! Don’t sell me out like that!”

“You sound more stoned then David did that one time we snuck an entire packet of weed into his noodles.”

“Paul I’m fine I’ve been through worse, like when I flew into a billboard that one time”

“You’re taking a nap whether you like it or not. I’m not searching for you before sunrise again- we both nearly died!”

“i feel great! I only had a couple joints, I ate one of David’s cigarettes and stole some of your weed I’m still a functional member of society”

“You look like you’re about to crash”

you don’t like vampires? must suck to not suck! get it? get it? get it? get it? get it? ge

@blog4horror Paulie this you? I read this in your voice.

“Maybe, maybe not- How could you tell?-“

I'm your sister dummy, I know you, plus you're always being punny and coming up with jokes with Marko.

“Just because you are my sister does not mean you know everything about me- That being said, I HAVE YOUR DIARY!! MARKOOOOO!!”

NO!- THAT IS PRIVATE! PAUL I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL BITE YOU-

@star-in-santacarla “HELP ME!! RONNIE’S LOST HER SHIT AGAIN!!-“

Paulie give her her diary back (after you tell me what’s inside)

“But that’s no fun! She’s my sister!- cmooon! Join the fun!”

….what’s in it for me?

“Free candy, and I’ll steal a heating pad for you.”

Done. I know I hiding spot for that book

“Thank youuuu! Glad we’re friends!- GET FUCKED @psychotic-rocker-ronnie !!!”

“YOU FUCKING DIDNT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAD TO PAY MARKO TO GET THAT FOR ME!?”

“IM GONNA STRANGLE YOU. Ya know what? I think I just found a new radio station! Where I can ask for someone to read it! Thanks for the number.”

“BUY ME A NEW BOOM BOX.”

Chris. You're conspiring with the enemy.

But... But... Pretty boy! 🥺🥺🥺

BAD PRETTY BOY! >:[[[

“Pretty boy?”

YES, Pauly, You!! Goodness...

“Well I’m sorry I thought you were talking about them!- I don’t remember anyone ever calling be pretty boy!-“

How have you spent so much time around me - and the boardwalk FULL OF BOY CRAZY WOMEN and havenever been called Pretty Boy!?

“Never popped up I guess, I mean what people typically call me are stuff like Pup which is weird- I’m not a dog- and sometimes handsome or rat, one time someone called me a mosquito! And twisted sister-“

Depends... Would you like it if I called you that? Hm? 😚