Marko The Lost Boys

Marko im the one who took your turbo I’m sorry I’ll give it back

“that record costed so much more than that pigeon. Don’t you dare call it stupid-“

“Yeah? Can a record offer you a friend to vent too?”

“Yeah. Look in the mirror.”

“We don’t have reflections Paul”

“It’s a figure of speech, dumbass-“

“…Paulie don’t be mean cherry’s gonna kick us out”

“I- WHA- I JUST CALLED YOU MY BEST FRIEND-“

“Oh wait sorry bud I misunderstood cause-i have a confession to make I didn’t just take your record but you can’t be mad at me okay I had good reason-“

“What did you take, Marko.”

“Promise you can’t be mad then I’ll tell you”

“I promise I won’t punch you. What did you take.”

“…No biting? No yelling and no silent treatment?”

“TELL ME WHAT YOU TOOK OR SO HELP ME YOU WILL LOOSE ANOTHER FUCKIN PIG-“ *Deep breath* “ok. I. PROMISE. I will not harm you in any way shape or form. Just. Tell me. What you took.”

“So I took one of your joints-“

“I- wait, did you seriously think I would flip out of a joint? Marko. Dude. Come on- I know when my joints go missing. Plus David has done the same thing, I really don’t care”

“Oh you didn’t let me finish I accidentally was being kidnapped reckless this time with Dwayne and I accidentally swallowed it-“

“You were what?- I did not understand a single thing you just said.”

“I’m really stoned Paul! And it I ate one of David’s cigarette like I chewed on that shit man, and I also got really high-with Dwayne-“

“CHERRI. @chrissiepop Marko needs blood and a nap.”

“No no no I don’t Paul what the hell man?! Don’t sell me out like that!”

“You sound more stoned then David did that one time we snuck an entire packet of weed into his noodles.”

“Paul I’m fine I’ve been through worse, like when I flew into a billboard that one time”

“You’re taking a nap whether you like it or not. I’m not searching for you before sunrise again- we both nearly died!”

“i feel great! I only had a couple joints, I ate one of David’s cigarettes and stole some of your weed I’m still a functional member of society”

“You look like you’re about to crash”

“You ever wonder what your hands taste like? Maybe I could see if they taste like candy-hey can you make the room stop being so spiny?”

”oh shit- @chrissiepop MARKO’S CRASHING OUT AGAIN!! I think he ate too many”

“Huh-is it just me or is my head exploding-am i growing two heads Paul?”

”MARKO??? Dude did you take from my strongest stash?? What the hell???”

“Eh-maybe? It’s foggy right now. Probably?”

“I was dreaming about fighting zombies! You can’t blame me for that you would have done the same! Cmon i was kicking ass I didn’t know you were there!”

“You were kicking MY ASS-“

“I didn’t know!”

“Who else would it have been? David would have slapped the shit out of you and Dwayne would have basically suffocated you!-“

“I was asleep. I couldn’t see you……hey what would it be like to eat a brain?”

”disgusting.”

“Have you tried one?”

”maybe-“

“How? And man I wanna try.”

Marko im the one who took your turbo I’m sorry I’ll give it back

“that record costed so much more than that pigeon. Don’t you dare call it stupid-“

“Yeah? Can a record offer you a friend to vent too?”

“Yeah. Look in the mirror.”

“We don’t have reflections Paul”

“It’s a figure of speech, dumbass-“

“…Paulie don’t be mean cherry’s gonna kick us out”

“I- WHA- I JUST CALLED YOU MY BEST FRIEND-“

“Oh wait sorry bud I misunderstood cause-i have a confession to make I didn’t just take your record but you can’t be mad at me okay I had good reason-“

“What did you take, Marko.”

“Promise you can’t be mad then I’ll tell you”

“I promise I won’t punch you. What did you take.”

“…No biting? No yelling and no silent treatment?”

“TELL ME WHAT YOU TOOK OR SO HELP ME YOU WILL LOOSE ANOTHER FUCKIN PIG-“ *Deep breath* “ok. I. PROMISE. I will not harm you in any way shape or form. Just. Tell me. What you took.”

“So I took one of your joints-“

“I- wait, did you seriously think I would flip out of a joint? Marko. Dude. Come on- I know when my joints go missing. Plus David has done the same thing, I really don’t care”

“Oh you didn’t let me finish I accidentally was being kidnapped reckless this time with Dwayne and I accidentally swallowed it-“

“You were what?- I did not understand a single thing you just said.”

“I’m really stoned Paul! And it I ate one of David’s cigarette like I chewed on that shit man, and I also got really high-with Dwayne-“

“CHERRI. @chrissiepop Marko needs blood and a nap.”

“No no no I don’t Paul what the hell man?! Don’t sell me out like that!”

“You sound more stoned then David did that one time we snuck an entire packet of weed into his noodles.”

“Paul I’m fine I’ve been through worse, like when I flew into a billboard that one time”

“You’re taking a nap whether you like it or not. I’m not searching for you before sunrise again- we both nearly died!”

“i feel great! I only had a couple joints, I ate one of David’s cigarettes and stole some of your weed I’m still a functional member of society”

“You look like you’re about to crash”

“You ever wonder what your hands taste like? Maybe I could see if they taste like candy-hey can you make the room stop being so spiny?”

”oh shit- @chrissiepop MARKO’S CRASHING OUT AGAIN!! I think he ate too many”

“Huh-is it just me or is my head exploding-am i growing two heads Paul?”

“I was dreaming about fighting zombies! You can’t blame me for that you would have done the same! Cmon i was kicking ass I didn’t know you were there!”

“You were kicking MY ASS-“

“I didn’t know!”

“Who else would it have been? David would have slapped the shit out of you and Dwayne would have basically suffocated you!-“

“I was asleep. I couldn’t see you……hey what would it be like to eat a brain?”

”disgusting.”

“Have you tried one?”

*Marko bit him.*

”AAHH- YOU LIL FUCKER.”

*He licked a drop of blood thst he got on his lips.* “Sorry man. I didn’t mean to go that deep.”

Marko im the one who took your turbo I’m sorry I’ll give it back

“that record costed so much more than that pigeon. Don’t you dare call it stupid-“

“Yeah? Can a record offer you a friend to vent too?”

“Yeah. Look in the mirror.”

“We don’t have reflections Paul”

“It’s a figure of speech, dumbass-“

“…Paulie don’t be mean cherry’s gonna kick us out”

“I- WHA- I JUST CALLED YOU MY BEST FRIEND-“

“Oh wait sorry bud I misunderstood cause-i have a confession to make I didn’t just take your record but you can’t be mad at me okay I had good reason-“

“What did you take, Marko.”

“Promise you can’t be mad then I’ll tell you”

“I promise I won’t punch you. What did you take.”

“…No biting? No yelling and no silent treatment?”

“TELL ME WHAT YOU TOOK OR SO HELP ME YOU WILL LOOSE ANOTHER FUCKIN PIG-“ *Deep breath* “ok. I. PROMISE. I will not harm you in any way shape or form. Just. Tell me. What you took.”

“So I took one of your joints-“

“I- wait, did you seriously think I would flip out of a joint? Marko. Dude. Come on- I know when my joints go missing. Plus David has done the same thing, I really don’t care”

“Oh you didn’t let me finish I accidentally was being kidnapped reckless this time with Dwayne and I accidentally swallowed it-“

“You were what?- I did not understand a single thing you just said.”

“I’m really stoned Paul! And it I ate one of David’s cigarette like I chewed on that shit man, and I also got really high-with Dwayne-“

“CHERRI. @chrissiepop Marko needs blood and a nap.”

“No no no I don’t Paul what the hell man?! Don’t sell me out like that!”

“You sound more stoned then David did that one time we snuck an entire packet of weed into his noodles.”

“Paul I’m fine I’ve been through worse, like when I flew into a billboard that one time”

“You’re taking a nap whether you like it or not. I’m not searching for you before sunrise again- we both nearly died!”

“i feel great! I only had a couple joints, I ate one of David’s cigarettes and stole some of your weed I’m still a functional member of society”

“You look like you’re about to crash”

“You ever wonder what your hands taste like? Maybe I could see if they taste like candy-hey can you make the room stop being so spiny?”

Oh don't worry about grabbing me anythin'!!! The only thing I need is you, sugar. 😘 I've got enough sweets over here to share anyway teehee~🩷

You sure? I got your favorite!~ straight from Marko’s stash.

“I got sour patch kids!”

Marko im the one who took your turbo I’m sorry I’ll give it back

“that record costed so much more than that pigeon. Don’t you dare call it stupid-“

“Yeah? Can a record offer you a friend to vent too?”

“Yeah. Look in the mirror.”

“We don’t have reflections Paul”

“It’s a figure of speech, dumbass-“

“…Paulie don’t be mean cherry’s gonna kick us out”

“I- WHA- I JUST CALLED YOU MY BEST FRIEND-“

“Oh wait sorry bud I misunderstood cause-i have a confession to make I didn’t just take your record but you can’t be mad at me okay I had good reason-“

“What did you take, Marko.”

“Promise you can’t be mad then I’ll tell you”

“I promise I won’t punch you. What did you take.”

“…No biting? No yelling and no silent treatment?”

“TELL ME WHAT YOU TOOK OR SO HELP ME YOU WILL LOOSE ANOTHER FUCKIN PIG-“ *Deep breath* “ok. I. PROMISE. I will not harm you in any way shape or form. Just. Tell me. What you took.”

“So I took one of your joints-“

“I- wait, did you seriously think I would flip out of a joint? Marko. Dude. Come on- I know when my joints go missing. Plus David has done the same thing, I really don’t care”

“Oh you didn’t let me finish I accidentally was being kidnapped reckless this time with Dwayne and I accidentally swallowed it-“

“You were what?- I did not understand a single thing you just said.”

“I feel so good!” *He is high. Hence why he is now saying random things hyperily.*

“Nobody-“

“Then why did you ask?”

“Well…..*he starts biting his nails.* there was an incident at the boardwalk and uh-“

“What happened.”

“Just a group of surfer Nazis and their girlfriends it’s no biggie-“

“Paul-Paul-calm down bud!”

“No! Why didn’t you tell me sooner!?”

“I didn’t want you to freak out!!!”

“They hurt you!! Why wouldn’t I be protective!?-“

“Cause-i know I look good but-i probably do gotta step up my game.”

*He held his bird keeping them away from Spot.* “Is she okay?”

“Very funny, Asshole!- David and Dwayne beat me to my typical gift ideas and now I’ve got nothin!!-“

“You really think she’s gonna believe that’s from me. You know I can’t gift that to her!-“

“Yeah she will, you just gotta sell it and you’re good at that.”

“When was the last time I hand crafted something that didn’t look like pigeon shit-“

“You’re good at making bracelets.”

“You say that because I’ve made you hundreds.”

“Paul you wear some of the ones you’ve made.”

“Well duh- why wouldn’t I wear something I enjoy?”

“See? You got a knack for it!”

“So should I just make her a bracelet? But wouldn’t that be lame?”

“No besides isn’t it from the heart that counts? I’ll help ya if you want!”

“Probably the cheesiest thing I’ve ever heard you say but ok!”

“You want help or not?”

“Yes!”

“Alright, the kit should be in your side of the cave-“

“Alright, I’ll go check!”

“Guess I’ll get the beads.”

“Everyone has been doing it to me-“

“Huh, people are weird.” *He boops Paul’s nose.*

*He boops Marko back* “mf-“

*He boops him again.* “Heh”

“Marko I swear-“ *Boops*

*He tackle hugs him-* “What?” *He says in an innocent tone and looks up at him with a “I can’t do no wrong” look.*

“Don’t give me that look. I know exactly what yer doin-“

“What do you mean Paulie boy?~”

“Marko don’t test me”

D'awwww what's wrong Paulie?~

“Don’t you two gang up on me! This is bullying!!-“

“Shut up-“

“Hehehehe”

“I WILL SMACK BOTH OF YOU.”

“Go ahead and try!”

“Is that how you wanna play?”

Be sure to stay safe guys!

has anyone seen my wallet

“I was dreaming about fighting zombies! You can’t blame me for that you would have done the same! Cmon i was kicking ass I didn’t know you were there!”

“You were kicking MY ASS-“

“I didn’t know!”

“Who else would it have been? David would have slapped the shit out of you and Dwayne would have basically suffocated you!-“

“I was asleep. I couldn’t see you……hey what would it be like to eat a brain?”

*Marko bit him.*