💖大丈夫💖

Wahoo, hiya everyone! It’s-a me, Luigi!

Now, I need to-a talk about something serious. People are-a living their lives in a sad, sad way. They don’t think that they’re-a number one! They think they’re-a number-a one billion! Oh no!

I was reading about Japanese seafood and came across a type of conger eel called Anago ( 穴子 ).

Literally translated from Japanese into English, the name means “Hole Child”.

my goodness the little man has hat..... he is festive

First of all, power move

Second, this means any poor person with a phone and the new Burger King app can literally get food for a penny just by going to McDonalds, which is probably a goddamn lifesaver if you’re regularly worried about where your next meal is coming from

This lasts until December 12, 2018