Strawberry Team

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

I got a rice cooker that has a quinoa setting. It also steams vegetables. I don’t know how I lived without it. I also bought a mini blender and holy shit the things.

In my head nhl captains only exist in three forms: ball of sunshine and rainbows (e.g. sidney crosby, sasha barkov), absolute fucking menace (e.g. brad marchand, brady tkachuk) or eternally traumatised by the narrative (e.g. connor mcdavid, quinn hughes)

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

I hate to be the one to tell you this but give up on not annoying people. Bother them. Text your friends first. Sing out loud to that song you like. Say hi to strangers. Take up space and prove you exist because no one is waiting around to ask you to.

This applies to bits and bobs of rubbish they have deemed "toys" as well

The "how many feet" is so I know whether to have a real orgasm or just fake it really well, just to be clear.