i confess, i messed up

so what if I love you. shut up

this sounds like my cat wrote it

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

This is the most unnerving thing I’ve seen in like seven months

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

Im getting in line! 

PUT ME IN LINE

not to sound too gay but……girls in highwaisted shorts

skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*

Summer is so romanticized when in reality its very lonely