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And while I understand they MEAN to say "you're on a power trip" or "you are taking this rule too seriously", I am always, always struck by the temptation to go, "Yep. You got me. All my life I've been slowly training towards the ultimate sexual high of forcing a thirty-something tryhard in a backwards snapback to remove his dad's preowned Ford F-150 from the dollar store fire lane. Nothing revs my engine quite like forcing guys named Dustin to submit to regional traffic laws. Ooh, are you gonna be a dirty boy and leave it idling too?"

13 different cookie designs?! Purple Oreos?! Brown sugar pancake creme?! BTS and Oreo knew exactly what they were doing because this collab already feels collectible before it even drops 😭

June 8th is about to have ARMY clearing shelves nationwide. The group chats, TikToks, unboxings, and “I found all 13!” posts are going to be everywhere.

Also… the purple cookie is actually iconic.

[image 2: the periodic table of the elements, except that hydrogen and helium are in their own box labeled "Real elements", and elements 3 (lithium) through 118 (oganesson) are labeled "Mental illness".]

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